"Music is a language that we all know how to speak
That's Eurovision!
It's your decision
Though not taking part is a crime Douze points or zero
You'll be a hero of our time!
In the Eurovision family, we do it 'glitz and glamour-ly'
Cause rich in kitsch and hammily is best!
This is My-rovision
And His-rovision
And Her-rovision
And Your-rovision
Bienvenue, välkomna, be our guest!
At the Eurovision Song Contest!"